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“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was
sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO
WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’?
That was great."
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February 06 2012
19:15
Shepard: Wrex.
Wrex: Shepard.
Uncle Z: Uncle Z has story time for all the ship kiddies. Time for another fascinating war tale!
Mordin: Mordin sings. It's awesome. Fuck off.
Kasumi: More of a love issue, though I suppose since they had plans it could be considered a brand of family issue.
Liara: I have two mommydaddies of the same species issue. Also I want revenge on the Shadow Broker for selling you around and kidnapping my buddy that helped me help you.
EDI: Wants Joker to call her Mommy
Grunt: Test tube baby, but definitely has daddy issues or rather issues with the lack of daddy that you solve by getting him some family.
Thane: I'm dying and my son has daddy issues with me. Help me solve my son's daddy issues Shepard.
Samara: Is the daddy issue? Well mommy issue.
Morinth: Has issue with Samara the Mama/Daddy issue.
Tali: Family issues in the sense of the fleet being her family, and, in 2, has an issue with her dad, and he dies, further daddy issues.
Kaiden: Sort of has similar issues to Jack but without the extreme and without the Cerberus and the explosions and the UNLIMITED POWER and honestly it was just better done. Honestly a combo of Jack and Kaiden would have been a better all around character than either one of them alone.
Jack: No mommy or daddy, but still has issues with the conditions within which she was raised. Cerberus could sort of be considered a very fucked up family issue for her.
Jacob: Daddy issues.
Garrus: Daddy issues.
Miranda: Daddy issues, and family issues (the sister).
Ashley: Has issues with wanting Shepard to be her Daddy.
Wrex: Shepard.
Uncle Z: Uncle Z has story time for all the ship kiddies. Time for another fascinating war tale!
Mordin: Mordin sings. It's awesome. Fuck off.
Kasumi: More of a love issue, though I suppose since they had plans it could be considered a brand of family issue.
Liara: I have two mommydaddies of the same species issue. Also I want revenge on the Shadow Broker for selling you around and kidnapping my buddy that helped me help you.
EDI: Wants Joker to call her Mommy
Grunt: Test tube baby, but definitely has daddy issues or rather issues with the lack of daddy that you solve by getting him some family.
Thane: I'm dying and my son has daddy issues with me. Help me solve my son's daddy issues Shepard.
Samara: Is the daddy issue? Well mommy issue.
Morinth: Has issue with Samara the Mama/Daddy issue.
Tali: Family issues in the sense of the fleet being her family, and, in 2, has an issue with her dad, and he dies, further daddy issues.
Kaiden: Sort of has similar issues to Jack but without the extreme and without the Cerberus and the explosions and the UNLIMITED POWER and honestly it was just better done. Honestly a combo of Jack and Kaiden would have been a better all around character than either one of them alone.
Jack: No mommy or daddy, but still has issues with the conditions within which she was raised. Cerberus could sort of be considered a very fucked up family issue for her.
Jacob: Daddy issues.
Garrus: Daddy issues.
Miranda: Daddy issues, and family issues (the sister).
Ashley: Has issues with wanting Shepard to be her Daddy.
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